The Question of the Day

I was sitting on the couch on the computer and ds asked another one of those questions.

DS: Mama? Do old ladies wear bras?
Me: Yes. Well, most do.
DS: Oh.
Me: Wait. What's old to you?
DS: Ummmmm...twenty?
Me: Okay, give me an example of someone that you think is an old lady. (I named some people in the family, all of us over twenty years of age)
DS: Uncle Mitch?
Me: Uncle Mitch is a man.
DS: Well, they have old mans too.
Me: Well, Aunt Deedee and Uncle Mitch are about the same age, so is she old?
DS: Yeah, like Aunt Deedee. Does she wear a bra?
Me: Yes, Aunt Deedee wears a bra.
DS: Oh.

He then lays back down on the couch, like all of the unanswerable questions in the world have been answered. LOL

The Talk...Kind Of

Well my son was sitting there while I was changing my niece. This is our conversation:

DS: Where did Simone pee?
Me: In her diaper.
DS: I mean what did she use to pee?
Me: What do you mean?
DS: She doesn't have one of these (penis), so where did she pee?
Me: Girls don't have the same thing as boys.
DS: Why? Because it got cut off?
Me: No, we are made different.
DS: So y'all can't pee?
Me: Yes, we can pee, but we just do it from a different part that is in the same place.
DS: So did she used to have one of these.
Me: No.
DS: I mean, when she was first born did she have one?
Me: No, girls DO NOT have penises. We are not born with them at all, ever.
DS: Oh, so how do ya'll pee.
Me: We have a hole, but it's just not a penis.
DS: OOOOOOHHHHHH!

I know this conversation is not over. Not by a long shot. LOL